do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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