is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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