I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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