just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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