I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Man, jail baloney is awful.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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