Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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