remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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