So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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