i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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