idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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