So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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