I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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