That's intense
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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