i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
