nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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