So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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