i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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