there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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