No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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