Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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