Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk

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(856): View more from New Jersey

well most of my day revolves around power hour

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.

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(631): View more from New York

Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.

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(815): View more from Illinois

just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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(425): View more from Washington

i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.

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(512): View more from Texas

The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.

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