so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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