just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
well most of my day revolves around power hour
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.