Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.