You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.