is your mom at the bar?
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize