Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize