oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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