i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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