do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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