How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
