So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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