HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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