i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So. Much. Porn.
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