Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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