I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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