i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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