Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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