Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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