I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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