it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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