I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This baby is an asshole
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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