I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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