They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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