Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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