i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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