You really coming over, don't trick.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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