I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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