4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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