He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
false alarm. still invincible.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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