Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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