he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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