Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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