Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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