Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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