At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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