One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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